Tomorrow is a half-day of attendance for the students so we can have parent/teacher conferences. Because whenever teachers get the chance to have an actual hour for lunch, it's a cause for celebration, so all of us are going to go to a combination bowling alley/pizza place for our annual tournament. This is kind of a big deal to the teachers who truly care, and there's no getting out of it as teams have been organized and written in stone.
I do not bowl because this is my right hand we're talking about. My art hand! Do I really want to put it in a--I don't know--ten-pound ball and heave the thing around again and again? No. What if I break a finger? There goes my fortune, thank you very much, teachers who care about bowling. Which makes me wonder: if something in fact does happen to my hand, can I sue? Because I would want to do that. I'd flip off everyone involved in the whole bowling enterprise with my floppy, blood-gushing middle finger, and SUE.
[Above: my left hand displays one of a number of U2-related crafts I've created for my cartoon over the years. I love my left hand dearly, but it's the stupidest part of my body and is decidedly NOT up to the task of taking over for my right hand, should anything happen to it. My left hand sits around looking pretty and displays my rings, but that's about it.]
OMG! These are great. The only thing I would suggest is swapping Larry and Adam, so Larry is the middle finger. ;)
Posted by: Tassoula | March 19, 2009 at 01:52 AM